Hangover: (Merriam Webster) A sick feeling or condition that comes after drinking too much alcohol at an earlier time.

(Urban Dictionary) Nausea and headaches often caused by way too much fucking alcohol.
Can be identified by the ashtray in ones mouth,the vomit on last nights clothes,the want to never drink or eat again,the great dislike of sunlight, the undesirealbe urge to apologise to all the people you spent the night with, the stranger in your bed and need for a glass of water and many many asprin.

“Stages of a Hangover” (a reflective poem of regret, by me)

(The College Years)

Drinks too much, blacks out/ passes out

Pukes once, takes a nap

Wakes up a few hours later feeling refreshed 

(Life After 30)

Tells self not to drink too much, drinks too much

Blacks out/ passes out, wakes up with a headache

Gets nauseous from moving around, sits down

Eats something, gets nauseous 

Drinks something, gets nauseous 

Takes nap, wakes up hungry

Eats something, gets nauseous 

Entire day ruined, FML


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