Hangover: (Merriam Webster) A sick feeling or condition that comes after drinking too much alcohol at an earlier time. (Urban Dictionary) Nausea and headaches often caused by way too much fucking alcohol. Can be identified by the ashtray in ones mouth,the vomit on last nights clothes,the want to never drink or eat again,the great dislike of sunlight, the … More Hangover
Insecure: (Merriam Webster) Not confident about yourself or your ability to do things well: nervous and uncomfortable. (Urban Dictionary) Someone who insults others to hide their own weaknesses. From time to time, we all struggle with some sort of insecurity. These insecurities can range anywhere from weight, to personal appearance, all the way to job performance and … More Insecure
Function: (Merriam Webster) The special purpose or activity for which a thing exists or is used. (Urban Dictionary) A party, or a kick back. Special events, especially things like funerals and weddings, have the tendency to brings out the best and worst in people. I can’t recall one major event that I have attended where everything went … More Function
Unresolved: (Merriam Webster) Not yet settled or decided. (Urban Dictionary) Unresolvable* The Obamacare website. The biggest piece of shit website in the whole wide world. Every page that you try to visit on this piece of crap website comes up with an error message that says “unresolvable”. Only the government could come up with a site that no … More Unresolved
Death: (Merriam Webster) The end of life: the time when someone or something dies. (Urban Dictionary) Death is the end of life. When I was a kid, my grandmother had a friend named Ms. Fullerton. I believe they met each other at church. Ms. Fullerton was such a close friend of my grandmother’s that she even … More Death
Nosy: (Merriam Webster) Wanting to know about other people’s lives, problems, etc. (Urban Dictionary) Being up, or getting mixed up, in business or information that has no relationship to you whatsoever. Being up in the mix where you DON’T belong. Prying into the affairs and business of others. What is the difference between being nosy and showing … More Nosy
The only thing I could think of when shit was finally over was how I used to watch WWF wrestling on Saturday mornings as a kid. … More Boundaries
Fear: (Merriam Webster) To be afraid of something or someone. (Urban Dictionary) Fuck. Everything. And. Run. Everyone is scared of something. I don’t care how old, in shape, or heroic you are. There is something, or someone in this world that brings fear to your heart when you encounter it. Having a healthy fear of things is … More Fear
Re-nig: (Merriam Webster) (Alternate spelling, Renege) To go back on a promise or commitment. (Urban Dictionary) To back out of a deal or a promise. If you have ever been to a family reunion, BBQ, or any type of house party where older black people are in attendance, then you have probably heard the term “re-nig” before. … More Re-nig
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